Bitchilante Mouse Pad – Retribution, Served Daily

Petty Justice Accessory | Savage Mood | Non-Slip Neoprene | Round or Rectangle

For the ones who dish justice like it’s a side hustle, the Bitchilante Mouse Pad delivers...

For those who know the difference between petty and justified. You’re not out here dragging everyone—just the ones who earned it. Designed for click-precision and shade-delivery, this is your desk's new favorite defense mechanism.

Being nice is overrated. Being right? That’s power.

Why You’ll Love It:

Savage Precision:
Durable neoprene top with a non-slip rubber base—so nothing moves unless you say so.

Shape It Your Way:
Choose round or rectangle, depending on your layout (or your level of vengeance).

High-Impact Print:
Bold one-sided design that doesn’t fade—because neither do your receipts.

Just Enough Cushion:
¼ inch thick for a smooth glide and soft landing. Strong, silent, stylish.

Ideal For:

Office warriors, tactful truth-slingers, and anyone who believes consequences should come with a click.

Please Note:

The Crowned Syndicate products are print-on-demand and made per order.
Returns and exchanges are not accepted for shape errors, second thoughts, or mellowing out post-purchase.

If your mouse pad arrives damaged or misprinted, send us a photo—we’ll resolve it faster than you can say “They deserved it.”