Bitchcraft Mouse Pad – Mastering the Art of Brutal Honesty

Truth-Telling Desk Essential | Snarky AF | Non-Slip Neoprene | Round or Rectangle

The Bitchcraft Mouse Pad channels your power to piss people off—productively...

Call it what you want—it's not an attitude, it's accuracy.
Made for the ones who speak truth, drop facts, and leave egos slightly bruised. If your honesty has ever cleared a room, consider this your official desk accessory.

Tough love? Maybe. Poor timing? Never. Just precision and pettiness in perfect balance.

Why You’ll Love It:

No-Nonsense Build:
Soft neoprene surface with a non-slip rubber base to keep things grounded—even when your statements aren't.

Choose Your Shape:
Round or rectangle options to match your desk—and your energy.

Statement-Level Print:
Crisp, vibrant one-sided design that’s built to last longer than anyone’s feelings.

Functional Flair:
¼ inch thick for the perfect glide. No bulk, just bite.

Ideal for:

Workspaces that don’t sugarcoat. Whether it’s home office, cubicle, or conference table—you’re making your point, one click at a time.

Please Note:

The Crowned Syndicate operates on a print-on-demand model, meaning every item is made just for you.
Returns and exchanges are not accepted for buyer’s remorse or shape selection errors.
If your mouse pad arrives damaged or defective, send a clear photo—we’ll handle it faster than you can say “I said what I said.”