Bitchilante Candle – Light It Up. Burn It Down.
Bitchilante Candle – Light It Up. Burn It Down.
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Snarky Gift · Savage Decor · Long-Burning Coconut Wax
This isn’t shade—it’s scorched earth.
The Bitchilante Candle is your flame-fueled declaration that justice doesn’t always come gently. Whether you’re plotting quietly or lighting up the room with vengeance vibes, this clean-burning, cruelty-free candle turns your space into a throne of power plays and poetic payback.
Features Worth Fighting For:
Clean-Conscience Chaos
Vegan, non-toxic coconut apricot wax. Hand-poured in the USA. Because karma shouldn't come at Earth’s expense.
High Drama, Luxe Finish
Amber or clear glass jars with gold lids so sleek they might just outshine your enemies.
Burn Time with Bite
Up to 50 hours of flickering badassery. Plenty of time for plots to thicken.
9 Bold Fragrances
Choose your scent like you choose your battles—with precision and a little flair.
The Bitchilante Scent Arsenal:
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Fraser Fir – Ice-cold, evergreen, and unbothered.
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Cinnamon Chai – Cozy, but spicy.
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Cashmere Musk – Luxe and lethal.
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Beachwood – Clean slate, clean burn.
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Mango Coconut – Tropical heat, subtle threat.
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Vanilla Bean – Calm exterior, chaos underneath.
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Lavender – Serenity with a vengeance.
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Blackberry Vanilla – Rich, ripe, and ruthless.
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Unscented – No distractions. Just domination.
Burn Like a Pro:
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Trim wick to ¼” before each use
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Burn until the wax pool reaches the edge
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Limit each burn to 3 hours
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Use a heat-safe surface, far from drafts and nonsense
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Never leave unattended—snuff with flair
Please Note:
All candles are made to order. No returns or exchanges for scent swaps or post-burn regrets. If your candle arrives damaged or flawed, send us a clear photo—we’ll handle it faster than you serve your next savage comeback.
