DejaHoe Candle – Burn That Memory. Again.

Snarky Gift · Savage Home Decor · Long-Burning Coconut Wax

Haven’t I seen this hoe before?
Exactly. The DejaHoe Candle is your scented sendoff for recycled drama, déjà vu disasters, and those repeat offenders who really thought they had a second shot. Burn it to banish the past—or at least mask the stench.

Why You’ll Light It (Over and Over Again):

Clean-Burning Sass
Hand-poured in the USA with coconut apricot wax that’s vegan, non-toxic, and burns like your patience—slow and fierce.

Long-Lasting Pettiness
50 hours of steady flicker to roast memories, red flags, and "just checking in" texts.

Signature Scents
Choose from 9 bold fragrances to match your mood or your mood swings.

Chic Burnware
Amber or clear glass vessels, sealed with a gold lid so pretty it might just outlast your ex’s relevance.

Your Savage Scent Options:

• Fraser Fir – Crisp, cold, and permanently blocked.

• Cinnamon Chai – Warm and spicy, with notes of déjà nah.

• Cashmere Musk – Soft at first. Cuts deep later.

• Beachwood – Fresh start. Fresh air. Fresh ghost.

• Mango Coconut – Sweet, sharp, and totally unbothered.

• Vanilla Bean – Classic charm with a “bye” aftertaste.

• Lavender – Soothing your nerves after theirs.

• Blackberry Vanilla – Bold up front, unforgettable after.

• Unscented – When you're done speaking. Permanently.

Burn Instructions for Maximum Effect:

• Trim wick to ¼” before lighting

• Burn until wax melts to the edges—no tunneling here

• Limit to 3 hours at a time

• Cool before relighting

• Never leave unattended—especially around clowns

Please Note:
All candles are made to order. No returns or exchanges for scent swaps or emotional lapses. If it arrives damaged, send us a clear photo and we’ll fix it faster than your ex found someone exactly like you (but worse).