DejaPoo Candle – Same Sh*t, New Flame

Funny Gift for Office Burnout | Savage Decor | 50-Hour Burn | 9 Scents | Coconut Apricot Wax

Tired of hearing the same excuses on loop? Light up the DejaPoo Candle and let the flame say what you can’t: “Been there. Heard that. Still smells like BS.”

Why You’ll Be Obsessed:

Non-Toxic Sass:
Hand-poured with vegan coconut apricot wax for a clean, bold burn—zero toxins, maximum attitude.

50 Hours of Savage Serenity:
Long-burning enough to get you through repeated stories, redundant Zoom calls, and Sunday dinners with "that" aunt.

Mood-Matching Scents:
Choose from 9 scent options—from “calm the chaos” to “burn the bridge”—or go unscented for when you’ve truly had it.

Luxe Packaging:
Amber or clear glass jars + gold lids. Because basic is not invited.

Scent Lineup:

(No dyes. No drama.)

• Fraser Fir – Bold, brisk, and brutally honest.

• Cinnamon Chai – Cozy vibes, chaos canceled.

• Cashmere Musk – Sophisticated side-eye.

• Beachwood – Clean, crisp, emotionally unavailable.

• Mango Coconut – Sweet… but not soft.

• Vanilla Bean – Smooth escape from repetitive nonsense.

• Lavender – Chill the déjà drama.

• Blackberry Vanilla – Pretty but petty.

• Unscented – For total sensory shutdowns.

Candle Care Tips:

• Trim wick to ¼” before each use.

• Let the melt pool reach the edges—no tunneling allowed.

• Limit burn to 3 hours. (Like your tolerance.)

• Burn on a heat-safe surface, far from passive-aggression.

• Never leave unattended. Snuff it like a toxic convo.

PLEASE NOTE:
Each candle is poured fresh on demand. Returns and exchanges are not accepted for regret, second thoughts, or scent envy.
If your candle arrives damaged, snap a clear photo—we’ll make it right, no déjà vu required.