DejaHoe Mouse Pad – Repeating Offenders Welcome

Savage Office Vibes | Non-Slip Neoprene | Retro & Rude | Round or Rectangle

The DejaHoe Mouse Pad is a daily reminder that drama repeats, but you evolve...
It's for those moments when you swear you've seen that hoe before—on your feed, in your inbox, or at the office copier pretending to be brand new. Whether you're dodging recycled energy or navigating digital déjà vu, this pad brings petty precision to your workspace.

Because your mouse deserves a surface as savage as your instincts.

Why You’ll Love It:

Premium Sass:
Made from soft neoprene with a non-slip rubber base—smooth gliding for shady business and creative brilliance alike.

Your Shape, Your Shade:
Choose round or rectangle. Either way, it’s shaped for superiority.

Vibrant One-Sided Print:
High-res design that won’t fade—because your comebacks aren’t the only thing that sticks.

Just the Right Thickness:
¼ inch thick for comfort without bulk. Functional. Fierce. Flawless.

For Work, Home, or Wherever You Plot Revenge:

Perfect for the boss babe, keyboard warrior, or anyone with a knack for recognizing recycled red flags.

Please Note:

The Crowned Syndicate uses a print-on-demand model—each item is made custom, just for you.

Returns and exchanges are not accepted for wrong shape selection or changes of mind (even if you've seen it all before).

If your product arrives damaged or defective, send a clear photo and we’ll fix it faster than you can say “DejaHoe.”