DejaPoo Mouse Pad – Heard That Sh*t Before

Snarky Desk Decor | Workday Mood Booster | Non-Slip Neoprene | Round or Rectangle Options

Same mess, different meeting? Yeah, we’ve been here before.

The DejaPoo Mouse Pad is made for those déjà vu moments when you’re trapped in yet another rerun of someone’s bad ideas, office politics, or passive-aggressive emails. It's the desktop equivalent of a hard eye-roll—with a padded grip.

Why It Deserves a Spot on Your Desk:

Two Shapes. One Mood:
Round or rectangle—because petty comes in all forms.

Slick, Snarky Surface:
One-sided high-res print to keep the sarcasm flowing while your mouse glides like you're pretending to care.

1/4" Thick Neoprene:
Comfortable enough to support your wrist—and your will to live through Monday.

Non-Slip Rubber Bottom:
Because slipping standards are fine. Slipping mousepads? Not so much.

Available Shapes:

• Round

• Rectangle

Care Instructions:

Wipe with warm water and mild soap. Let dry. Repeat next time the same sh*t happens again.

PLEASE NOTE:

All Crowned Syndicate mousepads are made-to-order with our print-on-demand model. That means no returns or exchanges for changed minds, wrong shapes, or rerun regrets. If it arrives damaged, send us a clear photo—we’ll fix it faster than you can say “Didn’t we just do this?”