Get Well Soon Candle – Sick of the Jealousy
Get Well Soon Candle – Sick of the Jealousy
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Petty Gift | Savage Home Decor | Long-Burning Coconut Wax | Hand-Poured in the USA
Jealousy called. We told her to go lie down.
The Get Well Soon Candle is the perfect burn for that hater energy lingering in your life. Whether you’re lighting it for them or for the you that no longer gives a damn, this candle delivers shade with scent—and a glittering side of condescension.
Let them cough. You’ll be glowing.
Why You’ll Love It:
Sick Burn, Clean Conscience:
Hand-poured with vegan, non-toxic coconut apricot wax—eco-friendly with maximum edge.
Long-Lasting Shade:
Up to 50 hours of unapologetic aroma therapy. Drama fades. Petty lingers.
Mood-Matching Scents:
Choose from 9 savage fragrances—from soft Lavender (for healing) to sharp Fraser Fir (for surgical-level shade).
Display-Worthy AF:
Amber or clear glass with a luxe gold lid. Looks sweet. Smells better. Cuts deep.
Your Aromatherapy Clapback Menu:
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Fraser Fir – Clean and cutting
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Cashmere Musk – Smooth, sexy, savage
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Cinnamon Chai – Cozy with a comeback
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Beachwood – Fresh AF and unbothered
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Mango Coconut – Bright, tropical, above it
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Lavender – Peaceful... mostly
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Blackberry Vanilla – Fruity and fake-friendly
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Vanilla Bean – Soft scent, sharp message
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Unscented – Silent judgment in a jar
Candle Care Instructions:
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Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn
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Burn until the full top layer is melted—don’t tunnel your trauma
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Burn max 3 hours per session
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Always burn on a heat-resistant surface away from haters
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Never leave unattended (unless it’s at your ex’s)
PLEASE NOTE:
The Crowned Syndicate runs on a print-on-demand model. Every candle is made custom just for you. That means no returns or exchanges for scent swaps, second thoughts, or sudden empathy. But if something arrives damaged or defective, send us a clear photo—we’ll fix it faster than jealousy spreads.
