Cheeky DM’s Candle – Snatch ’Em. Light It Up.
Cheeky DM’s Candle – Snatch ’Em. Light It Up.
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Snarky Candle · Savage Decor · Long-Burning Coconut Wax
Unsolicited messages meet their match.
The Cheeky DM’s Candle is your scent-fueled clapback for when blocking feels too polite. Hand-poured in luxe vessels and finished with unapologetic sass, it’s the ultimate decor flex for reclaiming your space—and your sanity—from the tragically thirsty.
Why You’ll Love This Burn:
Eco-Conscious Fire
Vegan coconut apricot wax. Clean burn, savage message. Hand-poured in the USA.
Petty That Lasts
Up to 50 hours of slow-burn justice. Side-eye sold separately.
Scents With Bite
9 bold aromas to match your “stop messaging me” energy.
Looks That Slap
Amber or clear glass jars with a gold lid. Toss the sender—keep the candle.
Your Mood Menu:
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Fraser Fir – Cold and sharper than your rejection texts.
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Cinnamon Chai – Warm, spicy, and 100% done.
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Cashmere Musk – Silky with a savage core.
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Beachwood – Fresh, clean, and drama-free.
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Mango Coconut – Sweetness with no strings attached.
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Vanilla Bean – Soft, then savage.
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Lavender – Chill but not interested.
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Blackberry Vanilla – Bold, juicy, and unbothered.
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Unscented – Because silence is a sentence.
Burn It Right:
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Trim wick to ¼" before lighting
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Burn to full melt pool (no tunneling allowed)
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Limit burns to 3 hours
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Burn on heat-safe surfaces, far from clowns
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Use a snuffer to extinguish—because drama should fizzle, not spark
Please Note:
Each candle is custom-poured on demand. No returns for scent regret, wrong clicks, or sudden forgiveness. If it arrives damaged, send us a clear photo and we’ll fix it faster than you can say, “He’s still in my requests?”
