Suckrifice Definition Mug – Doing It Anyway Since Forever

Funny Coffee Mug · Glossy Ceramic · Dishwasher & Microwave Safe

Because adulting is basically just one long, soul-sucking suckrifice.

The Suckrifice Mug is for every overworked, under-caffeinated grown-up doing what they have to do—even when it sucks hard. From Monday meetings to life admin, this sarcastic sipware says it all without saying a word.

Features That Commiserate:

Glossy Ceramic Sass
Durable white ceramic with a smooth, high-gloss finish. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for the days when you just can't.

Two Size Options
Choose between 11oz and 15oz depending on how bad the day looks.

Double-Sided Snark (Optional)
Pick your side—left- or right-facing orientation so your mug speaks volumes, no matter who’s in the room.

Real-World Definition Vibes
Reads:
Suckrifice (n.) – Doing what you absolutely must do, even though you really, really hate it.

Why It’s the Only Mug You’ll Use on Mondays:

• Perfect for work desks, home offices, or Zoom calls where passive-aggression is key.

• A+ gift for coworkers, overworked friends, or your own burned-out self.

• Matches the Suckrifice Candle for a full-blown meltdown set (with style).

Please Note:
All mugs are made to order. We don’t accept returns for side choice regrets or size swaps.
If your mug arrives damaged, send us a photo—we’ll fix it faster than your boss can say “circling back.”