Suckrifice Mouse Pad – Signed, Sealed, Suffering

Suckrifice Mouse Pad – Signed, Sealed, Suffering

Funny Desk Decor | Work-from-Home Mood | Non-Slip Neoprene | Available in Round & Rectangle

Congratulations! You've officially logged in for another day of soul-sucking excellence.

The Suckrifice Mouse Pad is your daily reminder that showing up deserves a damn medal. Whether you’re grinding through spreadsheets, surviving meetings that should’ve been emails, or just counting down to happy hour—this pad’s got your back (and your mouse).

Why You'll Barely Survive Without It:

Two Shapes, One Shared Struggle:
Choose between round or rectangle—because even your mouse deserves options.

Work-Ready Materials:
Crafted from durable neoprene with a non-slip rubber bottom to keep you grounded (unlike your job security).

Crisp One-Sided Print:
High-res design that reads as loud as your internal screams. Supported by solid sarcasm, not just pixels.

Sized for Suffering:
1/4" thick for comfort, because if you’re gonna sell your soul, you might as well be comfy.

Available Shapes:

• Round

• Rectangle

Care Instructions:

Spot clean with warm water and mild soap. For harder-to-remove frustrations, use a soft-bristled brush (or just scream into a pillow).

PLEASE NOTE:

All products from The Crowned Syndicate are print-on-demand. That means no returns or exchanges for regret, fatigue, or accidental existential crises. If your item arrives damaged, send us a clear photo—we’ll fix it faster than you can say “Is it Friday yet?”